It will never NOT be weird when a complete stranger pays for your drink at a bar without having already established contact

digitalcable:
I never would have guessed that Cake was still a popular band
Me:

it’s not, single guys are just weird 

ravenzoe:

the amount of men in Seattle who end their OkCupid profile with some sort of “Short Skirt / Long Jacket” lyrical reference is honestly incredible 

You Should Message Me If: “you have a mind like a diamond and eyes that burn like cigarettes” 

BOOOOO

the amount of men in Seattle who end their OkCupid profile with some sort of “Short Skirt / Long Jacket” lyrical reference is honestly incredible 

HTGAWM 1x05 “We’re Not Friends” Promo #2

(Source: htgawm-gifs)

ryan-tology:

Rory’s relationship with her Grandpa is the cutest. 

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

THIS IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER HOPE FOR

Anonymous:
I remember one time I was listening to your songs and making cup noodles and forgot to pour the water and had a spoon full of dry noodles.
Me:

at first I thought this was going to go “one time i was listening to your songs and you can imagine what i was doing at the time…” 

still good 

2009wasagoodyear:

Marry Me Pilot 1x01

you guys are hella welcome to tell me your deep, dark, embarrassing secrets. i love it. 

battledad replied to your post: anonymous said:Funny story, the g…

What makes someone want to tell a person this?

i’m really trust worthy and great 

Anonymous:
Funny story, the girl from Even Stevens, Christy Carlson Romano, as an adult, was in this movie with a full nude shower scene. And I did not know the context of the movie when I found that scene, so I thought it was just really sexy until she falls through the glass shower door and gets decapitated. You can imagine what I was doing at the time.
Me:

hahaha you guys all wanted me to post it so here it is 

the magical anon to beat all anons 

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